A quick note from Leeds

Dearest readers,

I have been away for a while, most the time I have spent fucking. But I have also been working, eating and sleeping. This may not appear to be exciting, well have I got news for you, because it it bloody well is. Sex is exciting, as well as a gift. Food is needed to keep me alive, plus the restaurants I have frequented recently have been very good. And sleep, well sleep is always well received, for if it wasn't for sleep, then I will be too tired to fuck.

Oh, and work means that I have money to eat. So there you have it, the four corners of Martyn's life. It may not be too exciting to others, but it's doing damn fine for me at the moment.

Sincerely,

Martyn

I live with a girl!

So I have 50 minutes of the working week left to go...what better way than to wind it down with a nice, gentle bit of bloggering.

I decided not to spend thirteen ungodly hours in Heathrow terminal 3, and instead I settled for a cheap and cheerful hotel not too far from the airport. It was fine for the one night, but any longer and I would've started to feel like I was staying in a crack den. Then again what should I really have expected for £35 in West(est) London???

What a nice guy I am. I surprised my girlfriend at Heathrow to help her with her bags. Not once have I been able to make her cry with my sweet, kind gestures and guess what? The bitch still didn't cry! However, I do feel as though I made a good impression on her 'folks' as they were so impressed by my turning up at Heathrow that they duly told Kristie. I may be getting in the good books!!!

The journey back went smoothly and my girl was duly impressed with the flat that I chose. She gets to grow plants and veggies galore on our over-sized balcony, though I'm still a bit unsure as to how much sun we'll get, but enough about plants.

I took my car to the Toyota dealership today, as the sidelights and the instrument panel lights are fucked. Who told me that Toyota's were reliable??? Though I've just literally received a call from them to say that it is now fixed, so I'll pick my car up tomorrow morning. That still means that I have a 45 minute walk back to the flat.

My girl and I might even sample the delights of the Leeds nightlife tonight. Then we've got Peaches on Monday night.

Sucking on my titties...