Weekend Plans

Someone shoot me. I've go another two hours of sheer boredom at work, it's Friday afternoon and frankly I could be doing better things with my time. That last comment is debatable.

This week has been a such a stop-start, half-arsed bitch of a five-day week. One second I've got plety to be getting on with, then it disappears as quickly as it arrived. To top it off I have to go to Ikea tonight to return some shelves which our wall refuses to accommodate. This is due to the fact that the wall is harder than Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and John McClain put together. There will be 'Yipee-ki-aying' tonight dearest motherfuckers. However, I will invite Stella and Mary Jane to watch some TV with me later on.

Tomorrow will consist of me putting together some sort of Ikea bought unit to accommodate my DVD collection. I will also have to repair the damage to the wall that pissed me off so much last Saturday. I will then watch England vs South Africa in the Rugby Union. A game that is payed by gentleman, albeit gentleman in the shape of brick shit-houses.

I'm not playing football this Sunday. A shame really as we have picked up two good wins over the last couple of weekends, coupled with the fact that I've scored four goals in my last two games.

This weekend shall also be the last with our lodger. He won't be a great loss, in fact the peace and quiet will be a welcome addition. Although we will have to get somebody else in quite soon. We do need a washer/dryer you know.