I want to do one too!

Having viewed the bloggeriness of both Daniela and Kate, I too have decided to reveal all in twenty-six meaningless questions:

A - Available or taken: I am taken, I do not object to this term as it is far better than being enslaved.

B - Best friend: Well I spend most my time with L, so I'll have to say her. Oldest friend (the person I have known the longest, excluding family) is Bob, but I see him once a year. They're the best friends, people you can meet up with once a year and pretend the previous 364 days haven't happened.

C - Cake or pie: Being English I must admit to loving the pie, which in this country is predominately meat-based. So I would have to settle for steak and ale pie, followed by chocolate cake.

D - Drink of choice: Cumberland Ale without a doubt. Brewed in a town called Cockermouth, Cumbria.

E - Essential item you use everyday: I would have to say either a belt or watch. If I was forced to choose I would say watch. Whenever I forget to wear one it really does piss me off no end.

F - Favourite colour: That's colour with a 'u'. Blue, the colour of my team. Also the colour of my favourite films. That's film, not movie.

G - Gummy bears or worms: Gummy bears, for the sole reason that they bounce here, there and everywhere.

H - Hometown: Carlisle. Nice place spoiled by the residents.

I - Indulgence: Obvious as it is, I would have to say ale. Nothing better than a pint of warm, flat beer to take the edge off things.

J - January or February: February of course. Which loser would choose January? Great things happen in February. Shite things happen in January.

K - Kids and ages: None. It's bad enough living in sin, without having bastard children.

L - Life is incomplete without: Having someone to share it with (and have sex with).

M - Marriage date or most memorable date: Well I'm not married. There are many memorable dates, but I would have to say the dates you can never remember are the most memorable. There was a date in January 2005 which was particularly good. Early October 2006 was pretty memorable too!!!

N - Number of siblings: One older brother.

O - Oranges or apples: I have to be in the mood for fruit. But I would have to say an apple, it has to be really crunchy though.

P - Phobias or fears: I would be scared in certain situations, but they would be too specific to mention. I have no irrational fears.

Q - Fave quote:

"Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth, or the only truth." (Charles A, Dana)

R - Reason to smile: Knowing I'm a good person.

S - Season: Autumn.

T - Truth or dare: The truth can sometimes hurt and nobody needs to know everything. Dares provide entertainment.

U - Unknown fact about me. Everybody knows one thing or another, perhaps a better title would be 'Little known fact about me', in which case it would be I always put my left sock on before my right sock.

V - Vegetable you don't like: I can't think of a vegetable I don't like. Although there are many I've never tried.

W - Worst habit: Biting and/or picking my nails. I don't mind it but others don't like it. I also pick my nose (mostly whilst I'm driving) and crack my knuckles. Only do things you enjoy.

X - X-rays: Nowehere near as good as gamma rays.

Y - Your fave food: At this moment in time I would have to say sushi, or poached salmon miso. Hardman's pizza is so sood though.

Z - Zodiac sign: I am a sagittarius, therfore meaning I am half-goat, half-man. I could go into the Bill Hicks routine of goat-boy right now but that would be perverted and wrong. Don't be fooled though, not all that is perverted is wrong.

There you go, that is my morning at work completely wasted.