The joys of bulimia
So today I made myself sick for the first time ever. I toyed with the idea for quite a while, but in the end I thought it was for the best.
Paddy (my flatmate) and I decided to go for a curry, at which we had a few beers. After we went to the pub and I had a stout, thinking that the lack of bubbles would not make me feel as bloated, little did I know that the stout was as thick as tar!!! This made me feel incredibly full and bloated and at this point it was only 21:30 and I wanted a few more beers...so I made myself sick (in the toilet of course). The result was instant relief of all bloatedness and sickly feelings. This lead to me drinking more ale.
Result.
Paddy (my flatmate) and I decided to go for a curry, at which we had a few beers. After we went to the pub and I had a stout, thinking that the lack of bubbles would not make me feel as bloated, little did I know that the stout was as thick as tar!!! This made me feel incredibly full and bloated and at this point it was only 21:30 and I wanted a few more beers...so I made myself sick (in the toilet of course). The result was instant relief of all bloatedness and sickly feelings. This lead to me drinking more ale.
Result.
posted by Martyn @ 4:15 PM
3 Comments:
At 12:09 PM,
Lyla said…
Oh no! I knew I shouldn't have suggested your physique needed to be ritchie'd...Little did I know you'd pull an olsen....
At 5:35 PM,
Lindell said…
If nothing else, at least you're dedicated.
As Braveheart would say (while getting pulled over for drunk driving and before spouting off about the evils of Israel): "You cun tak' my freedom but you cun never tak' my ale."
At 4:32 PM,
Martyn said…
I may spout stuff off about the evils of Israel, but I think you're the one that got done for DUI.
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