Headfuck

I got the job, the car and now I'm on the verge of getting a flat. However, I go to Florida tomorrow and everything seems as though it's up in the air. The logistics of getting a flat whilst on the opposite side of the Atlantic seem too much for me to care about, so I'll leave it to my girlfriend and my new flatmate. I'll start caring when I get back, when my girlfriend turns 26! I miss our 8 months anniversary, yes that's right L, 8 months - but I promise you'll have great sex on your birthday, even if it is only with me!

I've set myself an appointment to see the neurologist, but I still have to wait until 3rd November.

Other things have gone on/going on/to go on but I really cannot be bothered to mention everything, as my head hurts.

The pace of today

A slow one today. Not much going on, not much going on since I got myself a job and a car. Got myself a willing flatmate though, so that's good. So I'm probably going over to Bangor next week to look at accommodation. I'll leave it until after L's operation (you're the doctor it's so much fun to play!), that way I can look after her in her hour of need!

Got a nice place for Getz to live for the next week, so she's happy for the time being.

In other news:

I go to Florida 3 weeks today. Hurrah!

It's a penis

Not a pen*s. What the fuck is it with prudish Americans? It's not as though they're trying to call something a cun*t, sorry, cunt!

A long time coming

I'll get to the severity of my ejaculations soon, but first I have to announce that I have a job and a car. Whoop! The kind HR people at Watkin Jones thought that I was a suitable candidate for the position of a quantity surveyor, how on earth they came to this conclusion is beyond me, as I have no QS experience, but fuck it, I have a job. Furthermore, they decided that because the position is in Bangor, Wales, they saw it fit that due to having to relocate and purchase myself a car that I should be paid £20,000 a year. This is good and I am pleased. What they do not know, is that I would've accepted the position for a lesser salary, but hey, who's complaining?

L?

I know that everything is up in the air at the moment about what to do once October has arrived, but at least she knows that she can stay at my parents house whilst we're away on holiday, then she can stay with me in Bangor as long as she likes. But from Christmas onwards, who knows what's going to happen? I'd like her to stay, of course I would, I know that she wants to stay, so I'm just hoping that things will work out between us.

Getz. My lovely new car, well I say new, she's actually just over a year old. She's a nice little Hyundai hatchback with a 1.3 litre engine, and she always wears a little black number. A bargain at £6,287 with little under 2,000 miles on her. She is my bitch on wheels!

Ejaculation news: I have been coming with the thunder!