A long time coming

I'll get to the severity of my ejaculations soon, but first I have to announce that I have a job and a car. Whoop! The kind HR people at Watkin Jones thought that I was a suitable candidate for the position of a quantity surveyor, how on earth they came to this conclusion is beyond me, as I have no QS experience, but fuck it, I have a job. Furthermore, they decided that because the position is in Bangor, Wales, they saw it fit that due to having to relocate and purchase myself a car that I should be paid £20,000 a year. This is good and I am pleased. What they do not know, is that I would've accepted the position for a lesser salary, but hey, who's complaining?

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I know that everything is up in the air at the moment about what to do once October has arrived, but at least she knows that she can stay at my parents house whilst we're away on holiday, then she can stay with me in Bangor as long as she likes. But from Christmas onwards, who knows what's going to happen? I'd like her to stay, of course I would, I know that she wants to stay, so I'm just hoping that things will work out between us.

Getz. My lovely new car, well I say new, she's actually just over a year old. She's a nice little Hyundai hatchback with a 1.3 litre engine, and she always wears a little black number. A bargain at £6,287 with little under 2,000 miles on her. She is my bitch on wheels!

Ejaculation news: I have been coming with the thunder!