Headbutts, anti-Semitism and handjobs

Wireless internet. Such a fantastic invention of man, how this information can flow from one place to another through mid-air - amazing. Aye, but only when it fucking works.

So the World Cup has come to an end. I am disappointed by Zidane's headbutt though. He should've have busted the Italian's fucking nose open. Either way he was going to get sent off, might as well have got sent off for the greatest headbutt in football. Out in a blaze of glory - fantastic. Zinedine Zidane, I salute you.

I do not salute the cheating fucking bastards of Italy. Fascist clowns. God could you imagine that, that would be fucking ace. Hey kids, my name is Mussolini, the fascist clown. I'm going to ride a unicycle for you, then I'm going to kill these Jews, by firing them out of a cannon.

So my lady friend is coming over because she can't get enough of me. Then she can shake white hot coconuts from my veiny love tree whenever she wants. Oh yeah...