From curry to paedophilia in three short paragraphs
I have just made delicious curry; carrots, courgette and potato. Fantastic.
Anyway, I am £300 lighter now that I have paid my rent, no thanks to HSBC. I also have an interview on Tuesday, I don't really know which job it's for; but at least it adds to the intrigue. The money should be better then what I'm on now, then again, it can't possibly be much worse!
My blogs are becoming boring and predictable. A bit like my sex life really. My hand is as smooth as baby's bottom. Note to self: Do not use a metaphor that includes babies' bottoms when writing about masterbation - people may get the wrong idea.
Anyway, I am £300 lighter now that I have paid my rent, no thanks to HSBC. I also have an interview on Tuesday, I don't really know which job it's for; but at least it adds to the intrigue. The money should be better then what I'm on now, then again, it can't possibly be much worse!
My blogs are becoming boring and predictable. A bit like my sex life really. My hand is as smooth as baby's bottom. Note to self: Do not use a metaphor that includes babies' bottoms when writing about masterbation - people may get the wrong idea.
posted by Martyn @ 12:44 PM
1 Comments:
At 3:07 PM,
Lindell said…
Haha. Speaking of paedos ...
So since you came over here to the edge of the known world and brought to us your wondrous 'Peep Show' comedy our lives have never been the same. (I expect the diseased blankets and firewater on the next trip.) I was watching series 3, the episode where Jeremy gets offered the pub and Superhands wants to call it 'The Swan and Paedo' ... well, I thought it would also be funny (using the Brit phraseology) if the pub was called the 'Nonce and Tackle'. Kinda catchy no? No.
Enjoy the curried babies bottom.
The heat has fried my brain. Good day.
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