My tongue is planted very firmly in one's cheek
Why can't people that drive cars in Liverpool use indicators? Am I meant to know when a car is going to fucking turn? Why the fuck do people drive BMWs? Do they know they're hairy monkey cocks? Why have I not got that Bentley I was promised last night by a property developer? Why?
What the fuck is the crack with racism? A gang of Asians killed a black guy in Birmingham, but it was only reported in the media as a murder, whereas when a black or asian is killed by a white guy, it's classed as a racist murder. Is it only white people that are capable of being racist? Let's all stand-up to the white racist aggressor. I'm hated for being white and British, our great empire was based on my ancestors going to far off lands and taking some poor bastards country. We then gave them independence and then they fucked their country up. What a load of tits! Zimbabwe is a great example. Sometimes other countries need to be annexed/invaded.
Every fucker in the world loves the Irish. The Brits went to a country and took it by force, but the Irish were sneaky bastards. Only two people from Ireland ever emigrating to America. Then they breed like rabbits, and two months after getting there, 4,762 come out of the same house. Yet people love them for it. The world is fucked up. The Irish and the Brits are much the same, yet the general opinion of both races differs greatly. That's right race isn't just the colour of one's skin, it's also about culture and traditions, a major point that most people tend to forget.
I'm not too great on my South/Central American history, I'm sure Daniela and Lindell will tear this to pieces, but how the fuck did a few of Cortez's men crush the great empires of the Aztecs and Incas. Surely they can't be that great if a few hundred pissed-up Spanish blokes can conquer pretty much an entire continent.
We are now going to have a new nation in Europe now that Montenegro has decided to split from Serbia. God bless the melting pot of Eastern Europe, what on Earth would we study in 20th Century history if that part of the world wasn't/isn't so fucked up? Franz Ferdinand would need a new name for starters.
The Pope is meant to be elected by God, but we all know that he's elected by cardinals! Does the absence of God from this election process not make the entire faith null and void?
I'll have a dig at Israel as well whilst I'm here. What the fuck is that about? In the bible it states that God will tell the Jews when they can have their own fucking country, anyway, land was set aside in modern-day Ethiopia for this. Fucking racist bastards. Hitler may have turned quite a lot of Jews into air pollution, but others were also killed in concentartion camps; Slavs, blacks, retards etc. Yet we only hear about the Jews. Still find it funny that the world's most famous Jew kick-started Christianity, blame Jesus for the Crusades. Think of all the blood that has been spilled over that guy. Influential twat.
9/11 is a bit strange. How many people actually dialled 911 in New York that day? Did the terrorists have a dry sense of hunour or is it just a coincidence?
Cynicism and freedom of speech. Such a great combination.
What the fuck is the crack with racism? A gang of Asians killed a black guy in Birmingham, but it was only reported in the media as a murder, whereas when a black or asian is killed by a white guy, it's classed as a racist murder. Is it only white people that are capable of being racist? Let's all stand-up to the white racist aggressor. I'm hated for being white and British, our great empire was based on my ancestors going to far off lands and taking some poor bastards country. We then gave them independence and then they fucked their country up. What a load of tits! Zimbabwe is a great example. Sometimes other countries need to be annexed/invaded.
Every fucker in the world loves the Irish. The Brits went to a country and took it by force, but the Irish were sneaky bastards. Only two people from Ireland ever emigrating to America. Then they breed like rabbits, and two months after getting there, 4,762 come out of the same house. Yet people love them for it. The world is fucked up. The Irish and the Brits are much the same, yet the general opinion of both races differs greatly. That's right race isn't just the colour of one's skin, it's also about culture and traditions, a major point that most people tend to forget.
I'm not too great on my South/Central American history, I'm sure Daniela and Lindell will tear this to pieces, but how the fuck did a few of Cortez's men crush the great empires of the Aztecs and Incas. Surely they can't be that great if a few hundred pissed-up Spanish blokes can conquer pretty much an entire continent.
We are now going to have a new nation in Europe now that Montenegro has decided to split from Serbia. God bless the melting pot of Eastern Europe, what on Earth would we study in 20th Century history if that part of the world wasn't/isn't so fucked up? Franz Ferdinand would need a new name for starters.
The Pope is meant to be elected by God, but we all know that he's elected by cardinals! Does the absence of God from this election process not make the entire faith null and void?
I'll have a dig at Israel as well whilst I'm here. What the fuck is that about? In the bible it states that God will tell the Jews when they can have their own fucking country, anyway, land was set aside in modern-day Ethiopia for this. Fucking racist bastards. Hitler may have turned quite a lot of Jews into air pollution, but others were also killed in concentartion camps; Slavs, blacks, retards etc. Yet we only hear about the Jews. Still find it funny that the world's most famous Jew kick-started Christianity, blame Jesus for the Crusades. Think of all the blood that has been spilled over that guy. Influential twat.
9/11 is a bit strange. How many people actually dialled 911 in New York that day? Did the terrorists have a dry sense of hunour or is it just a coincidence?
Cynicism and freedom of speech. Such a great combination.
posted by Martyn @ 3:17 PM
3 Comments:
At 10:38 AM,
Daniela said…
Dear Martyn,
I'll comment only on what I know. So skipping why people drive like dicks (I've got no answers there) and skipping why only white people are racist (I take your point, but don't know enough to comment), let's move on to the Irish.
I am an Irish lover. But I'm also a unabashed anglophile...so let's say I'm a fairly balanced person. Now the Irish who went to America (there were more than two, but they did procreate rather lavishly), were actually hated, not loved. The Irish have, historically, been seen, as I've heard it put, as the "blacks of Europe." But, as time went on, non-british-islanders (and perhaps a few brits who are in the closet about it) have come to love the Irish. Why? Well, in my case it started through their literature. Then I went to Ireland and discovered that they are as loud and passionate as my own people, so I loved them for that.
Now, onto the Incas. I don't know much at all about the Aztecs, so I'm skipping that. The Incas were a huge and powerful empire. They conquered many of their neighboring tribes and annexed what is now the most of the Andean region (Ecuador, Peru, and parts of Bolivia). The Incas were able to do this because the tribes they conquered used the same level of technology as they did. But also because they were clever military strategists. The Spaniards beat them by taking advantage of a civil war. See the reigning Inca had two sons, one legitimate, the other illegitimate. And when he died his sons began fighting over the throne, and that's when the Spaniards showed up with their guns and horses and shiny armor. So, it was partly good timing and partly technological superiority. But many scholars believe that had the Spanish attempted to invade during a period of stability, the outcome might have been different.
So, that's all I can talk about with at least a tiny bit of authority. There were a lot of other people in concentration camps, but I believe the focus on the Jewish people is because of the disproportionate number of them that were murdered. And the 911 thing...who knows, eh?
Cheers.
D
At 11:08 AM,
Martyn said…
Thanks for the heads up.
I also find it quite amusing that the last two popes have been conscripts in their respective army. I wonder if God (if he existed) would wonder what his representatives on Earth were getting up to before they become so fucking holy. Just a thought like.
At 3:39 PM,
Daniela said…
Oh yeah. Religion is whack...opium of the masses...mind-control with heaven frosting...
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