Tiredness, hair-splitting and suck this bitch...
Today I have done nothing. Last night I slept for ten hours - the amount of sleep I have been getting recently is astonishing, considering that I haven't really been exerting myself too much. I'm quite sickened by the amount of sleep I've been getting, then again, it's only because I've got nothing to get up for.
When I say I've been doing nothing today, what I actually mean is that for the most part I have spent my time on the internet applying for jobs all over Canada, and when I say all over I actually mean Edmonton, Vancouver and Ottawa - no employers in Sasaktoon want me (if only they knew how much I actually like the place!) That is not meant to sound tongue-in-cheek, I do actually like the place. Honest!
The Blues won yesterday people, that means we only need one point from the last four games to secure a second successive promotion. Not that any of you care, but then again this blog isn't about what you want to hear, it's about what I want you to hear (or read as the case may be, but who's splitting hairs?)
I'm now going to go into something that I was thinking about before. Everybody kind of knows me well enough by now that I talk openly about sex. So why not type about it as well?
If you're Canadian stop reading now (we all now that Canadians don't discuss the topic of sex, let alone indulge themselves in the act(s) itself). Back to the point - I was thinking earlier about who enjoys giving oral sex more, men or women? I don't know. I like going down, in fact I love it (it's like a breath of fresh air!) Then again I can only look at sex through the eyes of a man/teenager! I'm sure women enjoy it too, otherwise why would they do it? Surely it can't just be because blokes want them too. Do blowjobs get women off? I'm not typing about this just to get girls talking about blowjobs - I'm not a pervert! I'm just curious about the 'politics' of a BJ. Is oral sex only performed in the hope that it will be reciprocated?
Martyn Bell likes good sex....and let's face it, even bad sex is better than no sex...bloody hell I need laid! Lyla, get that plane ticket booked!
When I say I've been doing nothing today, what I actually mean is that for the most part I have spent my time on the internet applying for jobs all over Canada, and when I say all over I actually mean Edmonton, Vancouver and Ottawa - no employers in Sasaktoon want me (if only they knew how much I actually like the place!) That is not meant to sound tongue-in-cheek, I do actually like the place. Honest!
The Blues won yesterday people, that means we only need one point from the last four games to secure a second successive promotion. Not that any of you care, but then again this blog isn't about what you want to hear, it's about what I want you to hear (or read as the case may be, but who's splitting hairs?)
I'm now going to go into something that I was thinking about before. Everybody kind of knows me well enough by now that I talk openly about sex. So why not type about it as well?
If you're Canadian stop reading now (we all now that Canadians don't discuss the topic of sex, let alone indulge themselves in the act(s) itself). Back to the point - I was thinking earlier about who enjoys giving oral sex more, men or women? I don't know. I like going down, in fact I love it (it's like a breath of fresh air!) Then again I can only look at sex through the eyes of a man/teenager! I'm sure women enjoy it too, otherwise why would they do it? Surely it can't just be because blokes want them too. Do blowjobs get women off? I'm not typing about this just to get girls talking about blowjobs - I'm not a pervert! I'm just curious about the 'politics' of a BJ. Is oral sex only performed in the hope that it will be reciprocated?
Martyn Bell likes good sex....and let's face it, even bad sex is better than no sex...bloody hell I need laid! Lyla, get that plane ticket booked!
posted by Martyn @ 8:33 AM
2 Comments:
At 11:32 AM,
Daniela said…
Well, for once, thank god I'm a brash American who has no problem talking about sex. So here's what I think about blow jobs:
A few months ago some friends (girls) were discussing blow jobs and they have one major problem with it: gaging. Some women have a stronger gagging reflex than others, which can contribute to NOT enjoying the blow job.
The other element is how you feel about the blowee. I don't think it's pleasurable to give blow jobs to Joe from the pub, or This-Week's-Boyfriend, because, honestly, what do you care if he's enjoying himself (unless, as you pointed out, it's a bid for some kind of reciprocation).
But if you care about the person, then you're more likely to get pleasure from giving pleasure.
At 12:05 PM,
Lyla said…
I'm not sure if the last comment implies that I equate to bad sex and that i'm only just a bit better than no sex...
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