Noel Edmonds is God

Noel Edmonds, where did you disappear to during the mid-90s? We know you fell out with the bosses at the BBC, but how dare you take your fantastic TV shows with you? You owe me my early-teenage years.

I have finally decided to try and use the term 'juicy kumquat'. I will try and use it in reference to 'when things ahead are looking good',e.g. The future looks like a juicy kumquat.

I may have smoked some drugs.