Words that I like!

Shenanigans. Describes fornication, without being too blunt. Can be used instead of 'fucking.'

Bugger. Used by many as a very mild swear word. Used by me, and others like me to describe anal sex.

Flaps. No matter in what context it is used, it sounds horrifically filthy. The same can be said for 'moist.' Try to avoid using both words in the same sentence.

(I'm eating a doughnut at the moment. Is it possible to eat a doughnut without having to lick your lips and/or your fingers?)

Ecclesiastic. A strange one, especially coming from an atheist. But it rolls off the tongue well.

OOOOOHHHH, and variations of this. Thinking about it, isn't it strange what noises we do come up with when fucking/pissed off/sitting down/standing up/in pain? I might write into the Viz and ask them to come up with an alternative Profanisaurus (cue somebody advertising their own blog about different languages on my comment board!)

Talking about comments, I had my first comment from somebody that I don't know and wasn't advertsing their own blog yesterday. I tried posting a comment on her blog but the site wouldn't let me for some reason. That was disappointing.