Three things I just don't get (about the police)

1. Why have they decided to give me a parking ticket for causing an unnecessary obstruction? Why have they not got the balls to say that I was illegally parked? £30 it's going to cost me, then again I could take a chance and defend my name in court. This was for an offence that happened over two months ago, that I followed up and and was told that I did not have a parking ticket. Grrr!

2. Why do they pick on motorists? We pay more tax than any fucker else, we should be allowed to do what we want. Then again catching murderers or kiddy fiddlers just doesn't bring in that extra income.

3. Why not join the army? After all, both kill foreigners for fun.