I've lost weight and L's eye is gimped
Now there could be several reasons for me losing weight. Firstly, it could be due to me having beans on brown bead toast with grated cheese for breakfast everytime I stop at mine. Alternatively, it could be that I'm eating less meat since I started dating a certain vegetarian. Or, perhaps , I've got a disease or illness that is eating me from within? Who knows? All i do know is that I have lost weight. I use to be a 33" waist for ages, then I put on a bit of weight at university and went up to a 34", now I've plummeted to a 32". Yeah, that's right, PLUMMETED!!!
L has a gimped eye.
Whilst writing this blog I have also been on MSN talking to my old housemate, Benhttp://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/crashthistrailer/index.htm?id=21023 This is the kind of thing that Ben does, but I must admit it made me piss myself. Ju, my other housemate is the other guy, the one with the 'tache'.
That is all.
L has a gimped eye.
Whilst writing this blog I have also been on MSN talking to my old housemate, Benhttp://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/crashthistrailer/index.htm?id=21023 This is the kind of thing that Ben does, but I must admit it made me piss myself. Ju, my other housemate is the other guy, the one with the 'tache'.
That is all.
posted by Martyn @ 1:47 PM
1 Comments:
At 3:27 PM,
Lyla said…
Unfair: My quest to fatten you up Canadian style has backfired...you've lost weight and I have, well, gained....
Oh,, and my eye isn't 'gimped', it's 'infected'.
It has a cold. You make it sound like it's partially paralyzed, rendering it droopy, cross eyed and glass looking, a la the house doctor.
Instead it pusses uncontrollably and sneezes when in contact with dust particles.
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