A suicide note

I don't know whether I'm busy or not. I know I should be, I'm stressed like you won't believe - no, not stressed - just annoyed with everything. But what is making me so? Uni work? Probably not. Something tells me it's everything else going on right now.

Who was it that sung 'Nothing going on but the rent'? Anyway, that is true to a certain extent - fucking landlords! Rip you off for living ina shitty student house, then you ask them to cut your contract by a month and they traet you like you've stormed into their house on Christmas Day and pissed on their kids.

How big does your utility bill have to be? £364 for gas and electricity for the last 3/4 months - fucking robbing bastards. Blame Brenadan - the only person in the world that dries his clothes (all of them) on a radiator; so he leaves the fucking heating on for fuck knows how long at a time. Then has no money to pay the bill - Cunt!

Must remember to clean my tie - damn toothpaste!

When I finish university to do list:

1. get job
2. get place to live - a nice place, with a double bed and a clean bathroom and kitchen.
3. get a car - a new one. Probably gonna be a Punto or Corsa, would love a Golf though. BRUM BRUM

Good job I've got a girl otherwise I'll have fuck all.

Goodbye.